These are the questions that haunt me.
i wanna make a cartoon about a spanish pig who always questions things
it’ll be called por qué pig
comic © me
satan © himself
school nurse be like
one day this kid accidentally inhaled a small amount of chlorine gas in the chemistry lab and he was coughing and everything because lung spasms so our teacher sent him to the nurse and when he came back he was like
"she gave me a cough drop"
and our teacher was just ??? so he asked if the nurse knew the problem was in his lungs not his throat and the kid was just like
"yeah I told her but she said to take the cough drop anyway"
The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
Bam! Omg I’m dying
Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY
just found out that “The fault in our stars” was translated to “fuck fate” in Norwegian.
It just sounds like a really action/badass movie and not one who will rip out your heart and slap you in the face with it.
I was watching the oscars and saw Ben C do that wave of his and so naturally I couldn’t leave it alone
it has begun
i caN’T FUCKING BREATHE